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Some Babies Learn to Run Away Before They Can Walk
Loud fat ghetto chick to baby: See dat? See dat baby walking? That's what you need to be doing. I'm sick of carrying yo' ass around.
Target Parking Lot
Florissant, Missouri
You're Wearing a Nametag.
Chick, approaching yuppie guy: Hey I haven't seen you since...Yuppie guy: Since I nailed you in the high school bathroom! Four... five years ago, right Jen?
Chick: No, that wasn't me. But thanks for remembering my name!
Bar
Nebraska
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Not on the website but worthy of a mention is a classic quote overheard by myself and my friend Jess at this years "Secret Garden Party." A young festival goer walked past us with his friend and casually said to him in a very matter of fact tone...
"Next year, i'm definitely getting a catheter fitted."
Nice
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