Monday, 24 August 2009

Donk revival..

And because i have been slack of late, here is an added treat. It's a cheesy tune and the original vid has been doing the rounds on the 'Tube for ages. But this version has rekindled my interest.

So without further ado, i give you "Put A Donk On It! - The Blackout Crew" - complete with SIGN LANGUAGE....



Sick moves...

R4v3!!!

... On the subject of tranquilisers -

A friend had an unsalubrious "Astral Planing" experience on a pavement in North London and dispensed of the contents of his pockets. Luckily for him a friendly passer by handed his posessions to me and i was able to return them to their rightful owner the next day. I arrived to drop them off and noticed another friend had left a note next to our snoozing protagonist so he would not wake up worrying about the whereabouts of his stuff... I thought the note was worth a gander, so here it is.




Alright...

*** Theatre Update ***


I noticed this sign outside a theatre in the West End.
Seems like a reccomendation rather than a review... so now to get some tickets to "The Woman in Black" and some, er, tranquilisers...

Friday, 21 August 2009

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Twatter.

Myspace has become a barren wasteland; people are turning away from Facebook as it becomes over populated by mums and dads... Ah, but at least we have Twitter.

I admit, i am sceptical of this site.

I find it hard to believe that people are actually interested in blow by blow accounts of the minute details of peoples lives...

Who cares what Ashton Kutcher had for breakfast or what Stephen Fry thought of the wine in the restaurant he was visiting?

Well, apparently, lots of people are interested...

And after seeing the Tim Westwood Twitter, so am i...

(along with 30,151 others)

There is a certain element of Alan Partridge-esque tragedy in the life of "The Big Dog"... it seems it's not all "bowing down and kissing the ring" and "dropping the bomb" (though he does regularly drop the bomb)...

It seems Tim's life is a veritable whirlwind of shit clubs, public transport and, bizarrely, porridge.

I've pasted some of my favourites below but if you really want to get a feel for a day in the life of the big dog - i suggest you "get locked" and check out the the Twittering twat for yourself.

Holler!

http://twitter.com/timwestwood

Hit up the link dawgs!

In the meantime...

"On the Gatwick Express rollin - Easy Jet check-in, porridge at EAT, then priority boarding (£15) infront of families with children & eldery."
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"Just hit Bar Italia for some hot chocolate - gonna get back to the crib to practise my jerk dancing in front of the mirror."

"On a train from Barrow-in-Furness to Lancaster standing room only stopping at every random village. Feels like a low point in the game."


"No porridge!"


"Got back so late from Cardiff hit the McDonalds breakfast - regreting that shit right now"


Should have stuck to the porridge.







Chuuurch!

Monday, 17 August 2009

Bonkers

I first heard Dizzee Rascal drop "Bonkers" when he was supporting The Prodigy at Wembley back in April (or was it May?) I don't know. Anyway, wasn't what i'd usually expect from him but it sent the crowd *mental* and went on to become one of the most rinsed tunes of the summer.

Catchy? Yes.
Overplayed? Also yes.

The tune was given a new twist when producer Doorly put his remix online... It got rinsed at Glastonbury and the Glade and was still going down a storm when it was dropped (frequently) at The Secret Garden Party... If you haven't heard it, i suggest you have a look below ------>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP1vz8cPqYM


Anyhoo, i digress. The reason for this "Bonkers" update is because i stumbled across another version of this tune by "Son of Dave"... I'd not heard any of his stuff but had heard good things about him from some friends in Devon who saw him play in Exeter. They liked his set so much they duly asked him to sign their breasts after the show...

Enough with the waffle. Have a gander at this video and see what you think. Beatbox looping and a harmonica... an interesting twist.

Enjoy!

Evening all...

I logged onto Facebook this evening to find myself tagged in what can only be described as a disturbing picture... Truly odd. I don't think any other words are necessary.



Thanks Absnif x